That’s some real shit. I dig.
on that note, my first day as a 20 year old and so far I’m simply filled with rage, brownies, and the urge to punch the world in the face. Not much has changed.
my computer is messing up so badly and freaking out so it keeps clicking stuff I don’t want to click, ads popping up everywhere even tho I have add block, exciting out of everything and over heating. I can barely go on tumblr.
All I wanted was to buy myself some winged boots but they’re either really expensive, not my size, or not available. I am so frustrated right now.
The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.
Jizz and jet
shoot and scoot
blow your load and hit the road
The satanic leaf tailed gecko with flying fox wings.
"He probably has dead parents"
I can’t stop laughing
one time my uncle bought a tumbleweed so every time one of his students made a bad joke he could roll it across the classroom
So would Spider-man’s acrobatics be referred to as Peter Parkour
You mean his aracnobatics?
You win best response.
Monty Python and the Holy Grail Horse Action Figure.
this business of growing up
because it just reminds me
that everything changes. I
have 10 fingers and 10 toes
and they aren’t enough to
keep track of the things that
are missing in my life; I start
counting on ceiling tiles and
stars or any many-numbered
thing that’s just out of reach.
I’m staring at my hands and
they are cracking under the
pressure of finding someone
to hold. —anne, I’m growing older alone (via anneisrestless)
Inner City Wizard Schools (the hogwarts you DON’T hear about)
The noise his lil feet are making
i started a new game in skyrim and i think our horse took a wrong turn somewhere.